Thanks for letting us use that lamp, but we have our own now thanks.

I have a green hat that I wear a lot, sometimes at angles considerably jaunty. Yesterday I had the revelation that it makes me appear to be a smurf when guests appraised my appearance. I can't imagine what it does for my gravitas during my classes, but I would say I conduct myself most professionally regardless of how ridiculous I look at any given time. It's actually one of my better skills.

I would probably write more blog posts if I didn't channel my more cryptic emotion into strange Facebook statuses.

Perhaps I'll start using this blog to track my physical fitness.

(Is he joking? Even he's not sure.)

Gil, we need to give this boss blog a rapid revival. A man can't shield himself from the Sauron-like gaze of the public eye forever.

I could write humor pieces, and maybe you could do restaurant reviews? Or maybe restaurant bathroom reviews? Or maybe just do a post every time you go to the bathroom? Does this count as toilet humor?

We'll suss something salacious to suck in scores of saps.