illegitimate lovechild

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

leaves of crass

Gilbert T. my friend
Spindly, ineffectual
Weak as baby bird


When reading above imagine Ben Stein's voice.

IL readers, I strongly encourage you to take a minute and contribute some slam poetry of your own making! While any form would be excellent, consider pausing to write a beautifully simple "hate-ku" because it could not possibly take you more than two minutes and it will make me happy. I even give you all permission to go after me, because I've got so much gas left in the tank Gil won't need any extracurricular dressing down, I beseech you all to make me look the part of the clown!

Also use puns because you're all so smart.

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