illegitimate lovechild

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Colleges need a few good men

Oooooh. Ouch. Looks like men need to be empowered now.

Heh, bad pun.

Well you'd better go to college, John. In fact, come to Duke or UNC. I think we're going to be down here for the whole time you'd be in college.

By Vicky Simpleton, at 5:35 AM
DUKE SUCKS

By Milk, at 11:36 AM
yeah, go to AZ, they have a great medical school and tons of sluts, if you're into that. Having passed my slut phase i just make a lot of mean comments about them behind their backs... that being said, i saw a girl just the other night in nothing but a slightly oversized football jersey and nothing else...

By Sam, at 11:54 PM
"they have a great medical school and tons of sluts"

i'd imagine the two compliment each other rather well.

By dan, at 4:18 PM